LUE threads ^_^

[Xellos]

I'll be posting posts fromt he GFAQs LUE board, which is the biggest stupidty vat, but also the funniest. Since you have to be over 150 karma, I'll post links and Copy and pastings..

Why's my gf so hung up about my breasts?(petition)
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From: MCX themasterisback | Posted: 9/10/2003 5:17:47 PM | Message Detail
Okay, so technically they're on her body, I guess that makes them legally hers, but she doesn't ever use them! I bathe them, I feed them, I spend quality time with them. I tuck them in at night when they go to bed and kiss them every morning they wake up. I caress them and stay up late with them just staring at the sky. But now she refuses to let me see them. I can't grab them playfully in public. I have been restricted from them forever.

That is why I am asking you, the occupants of LUE to help me in my crusade to gain sole custody of my gf's breasts. I love them like they were my own, and I can't bear to be away from them. Please help me, you're my only hope!

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~Is Happy

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 10, 2003 08:58 PM: Message edited by: Xellos ]</font>

[mrwiseman]

LOL! But is that sort of thing allowed in gheyfags? CGheyC is going to burn him at the stake for talking about sinful things in his holieth boardeth.

[Xellos]

Yeah, LUE has way worse stuff thant hat [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[mrwiseman]

I can access it, but I only did it once. It was full of nonsense and random insanity, and the problem with GameFAQs is the moment a thread starts getting interesting, you get modded or worse because you said "poo" or you're discussing bad, evil things.

[Xellos]

From: BigBombB | Posted: 7/5/2003 8:55:07 PM | Message Detail
Oh, but now to post my REAL experience.
When I was, oh, 13.56674 years old I was naked. I was running around this zoo with my wang flying and stuff. It was hitting people and they were dying and things. This girl came up and was like WTF and we did the wild thing. Then this pelican sat on my wang. It was highly erotic. But seriously, while I was KOing old ladies with my flying wang I pwned this tree with a shot gun I found buried under a lesbian. It was funny and my cat pissed on a horse.
The End

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BigBombB - Member of the &lt;Meteorites Alliance&gt; - OMFG
...furthering squaddy's attention-whoring - CronoGamer

[Xellos]

I just got my little sister PWNED.
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From: Risu no Kairu | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:14:54 PM | Message Detail
OK, so, she was out of the house, and I walked in. Well, I looked on her computer, and saw that she called one person a "sexy little man whore," so, thinking something is wrong, I looked at another one of her messages, and it said "it means '****' in german," so, being the jerk that I am, I go to my mom and tattle. Why? To entertain myself, of course.

My mom reads the stuff, and gets angry. She talks sternly at my sister, and she starts screaming. I walk into the room, laughing, she throws something at me, I look at her and go "PONED! (PWNED)." Heheheh. Well, she starts screaming at my mom as loud as she can.

What happens next? Why, my dad comes in from his trailor, angry, and starts yelling at my sister about how she's being loud. She accuses me of trying to cause trouble, which, frankly, is the truth. He asks me why I did it.

I explain to him that I walked in, glanced over, and happened to see inappropriate material. I tell him what one of the thigns she said was, and he's like "OK, you're off the hook." After that, he yells at her some more, she yells, and they seem to have stopped.

Boy, making my sisters miserable and getting away with it makes me happy. It's funny.
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Shoop-be-doo-shoop-shoop-be-doo!
From: SteveO | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:15:53 PM | Message Detail
PWN3D.
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From: sakofivremixed | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:16:58 PM | Message Detail
how old are you?
how old is she?
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I think God was like "run_univers~1.exe" and then it went BAM!-Tenth Ave Freezeout on how the universe was created
From: Hardy Boyz13 | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:17:13 PM | Message Detail
meh I was expecting a counter-pwn by your sister
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"2nd place is only 1st place loser"-???
"The World Is Yours....."-Scarface
From: Ace Gamer | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:18:26 PM | Message Detail
Risu no Kairu = PWN MSTR

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From: DirtyOlMan1987 | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:18:40 PM | Message Detail
You post at LUE, thus you look at porn regularly. She WILL get you back methinks.
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DISCLAIMER: I AM NEITHER DIRTY NOR OLD
From: turklight404 | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:19:05 PM | Message Detail
PWned.
From: Kelladros | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:20:14 PM | Message Detail
wow you caused a family fight, go you.
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is it normal to have a crush on someone from 3rd grade all the way up 11th grade and not tell them? -agoaj
That's not a crush that's called stalking. - robotic
From: evilone | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:20:55 PM | Message Detail
not if he has decent pr0n hiding tactics
From: SuShi DaT G0T RiCE | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:21:18 PM | Message Detail
ok the pwnage was good, but why is your dad in a trailer???
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lesbians sure, in the pornos they are hot, but in real life, are the majority of lesbians pretty? no. half? no. and 1/8? no. a handful? im optomistic.-Reno911
From: UltiVegito2 | Posted: 9/11/2003 4:21:50 PM | Message Detail
You post at LUE, thus you look at porn regularly. She WILL get you back methinks.

I post at LUE, and have never, and will never look/looked at porn.
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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[mrwiseman]

Damn, that guy is such a lame faggit, he deserves a good beating. I feel for his sister.

Kelladros and DirtyOlMan1987 are right, and UltiVegito2 is probably lying.

[Xellos]

From: MelfinaofOutlawStar | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:01:02 PM | Message Detail
[n]It's because I have teh booborz Daniel. Which I think are getting bigger.. They're popping out of the top of my bra and they seem heavier.@_@[/b]
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The greatness of one's sorrow when parting is the evidence of the deepness of one's love, so.. If one fears sadness, one wouldn't be able to love anything.

From: DayDogg | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:01:25 PM | Message Detail
I am silly, but I have no idea why you like me...
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Someone please tell me what the hell that was. My brain is now hiding in my shoe. - IndalecioUnlimited Official PuppyDawg of the CoS

From: liontamer | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:02:14 PM | Message Detail
It's because I have teh booborz Daniel. Which I think are getting bigger.. They're popping out of the top of my bra and they seem heavier.@_@

LMAO!

That's almost sig-worthy

XD XD XD

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From: bigboss1 | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:02:15 PM | Message Detail
C cup? D?
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Eternity lies within each instant...
From: MelfinaofOutlawStar | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:02:37 PM | Message Detail
Because you make me laugh. I'm always in need of a smile.^_^
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The greatness of one's sorrow when parting is the evidence of the deepness of one's love, so.. If one fears sadness, one wouldn't be able to love anything.

From: DayDogg | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:03:21 PM | Message Detail
But I keep insulting you... O_o
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Someone please tell me what the hell that was. My brain is now hiding in my shoe. -

IndalecioUnlimited Official PuppyDawg of the CoS
From: bigboss1 | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:03:32 PM | Message Detail
Although I prefer nothing more than a handful...
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Eternity lies within each instant...

From: liontamer | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:03:36 PM | Message Detail
bigboss, you must be new to LUE.

Any self-respecting LUEser knows that they're 38C.

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From: MelfinaofOutlawStar | Posted: 9/11/2003 6:03:44 PM | Message Detail
They're already 38Cs.. I don't want them any bigger. And I'm glad my misfortune of having bigger breasts amuses you so Lion.
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The greatness of one's sorrow when parting is the evidence of the deepness of one's love, so.. If one fears sadness, one wouldn't be able to love anything


Xel: Aren't attention whores fun!?

[Xellos]

From: Lord Veovis | Posted: 9/11/2003 7:18:00 PM | Message Detail
Can you imagine what it would be like if Ceej had a kid?

Kid: ****!
Ceej: CENSOR BYPASS! NOTIFIED AND LOSS OF KARMA! YOU NOW HAVE 72 KARMA!
Kid: I contest!
Ceej: I uphold the decision!
Kid: I'm going to my room.
Ceej: No you won't! Your room has a 75 karma requirement! Go sleep on the couch!
Kid: I hate my life! *commits an account suicide*
Ceej: BANNED!

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Xbox Live Gamertag: Lord Veovis
Aw man, my wang is so sad, it's actually crying. Oh, no, wait, I'm pissing myself again, my bad. -Perant64

[mrwiseman]

LMAO!